Become Roger Wilco, and save the universally acclaimed software authors, The Two Guys From Andromeda, from a fate worse than death. Spare these fun-loving creatures from churning out dull, lifeless arcade games for a cutthroat software company.
Penetrate the planet Pestulon, and pulverize the puerile pirates who hold our programmers prisoner. Batter the pirates, flatter than the Jumbo Cheese Platter at the Monolith Burger Fly-Thru on Saturn. Use even more fancy words than these to blunder your way into the Scumsoft Software Empire and free our favourit space adventure writers from a most cruel and unusual punishment.
